It’s been too long since we’ve had a hip-hop feud worth caring about—unless you count Ice-T telling Aimee Mann to “eat a hot bowl of dicks” on Twitter, which we don’t—so with any luck, the May issue of Details will get us through the summer: In an interview promoting his new album, singer Rufus Wainwright talks about his love for The Real Housewives Of Orange County and Keeping Up With the Kardashians, before admitting he has a weakness for 50 Cent, saying: “I think he's just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he's gay.” Naturally, the interviewer presses for specific reasons as to why Wainwright suspects 50 Cent might be so effervescent and carefree, to which Wainwright offered this response: