Just kidding. Here's the possibly-could-be-true news:
—Winona Ryder was rumored dead by suicide this morning, but she appears to be probably still living.
—Rolling Stone says the Van Halen tour is kaput because Eddie Van Halen "allegedly" has an alcohol problem.
—Cinema Blend blog says Forrest Gump 2 is on the way, according to an anonymous source.
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