The English-language debut of Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck (The Lives Of Others), a soufflé-light travelogue thriller, isn’t the fiasco it’s often painted as, though one could argue that the movie’s casting of Johnny Depp as a clueless, e-cig-sucking everyman is somewhat undermined by the decision to give him a little too much smoky eye. Depp plays a vacationing American who gets dragged into some Euro intrigue by a femme fatale (Angelina Jolie, speaking in a Brit accent that’s a little hard on the ears). The movie’s big twist ending doesn’t really cancel out the pleasure of watching Depp keep it simple as an ordinary man in exceedingly cartoonish circumstances; however, his performance isn’t what you’d call awards material, and the movie’s Golden Globe nominations—including ones for Depp and Jolie—will forever be remembered as a stain on the otherwise sterling reputation of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. [Ignatiy Vishnevetsky]