"Please"

• aux Please stop calling attacks by sharks "shark attacks," okay? By Andrew Paul July 15, 2021 | 5:55pm
• tv Bret McKenzie, please respond to Jemaine Clement's motherflippin' emails By Tatiana Tenreyro June 30, 2021 | 2:50pm
• tv The Masked Singer judges can stop guessing Jamie Foxx now, please By Patrick Gomez May 6, 2021 | 1:00am
• tv Won’t someone please think of Liam, who even Shameless occasionally forgets exists? By Myles McNutt March 22, 2021 | 2:00am
• aux Please, we just want to enjoy the video of a lawyer who turned into a cat on Zoom By Reid McCarter February 10, 2021 | 4:13pm
• games Dear Mass Effect remaster: Please consider replacing the godawful Mako tank with this nice Honda Accord By William Hughes February 5, 2021 | 6:00am
• tv This Black History Month, Hulu requests Your Attention Please By Saloni Gajjar February 5, 2021 | 6:00am
• aux Zack Snyder, please explain yourself By Britt Hayes February 2, 2021 | 5:25pm
• aux Cyberpunk developers ask players to please stop having sex with Keanu Reeves By William Hughes January 28, 2021 | 1:53am
• aux Lindsay Lohan sends sweet Cameo to help fan, but would like the good press to stop, please By Allison Shoemaker January 27, 2021 | 11:15pm
• aux Please enjoy a dog show's choreographed Evanescence dance routine By Reid McCarter January 6, 2021 | 4:56pm
• games I would like to play a full-length Yakuza business simulator, please By William Hughes November 20, 2020 | 6:00am
• aux Welcome to the John Waters Memorial Bathroom, please enjoy your stay By Allison Shoemaker November 13, 2020 | 11:39pm
• aux Tenacious D, Elizabeth Warren, and other celebs humiliated themselves, so please vote By Britt Hayes October 27, 2020 | 3:30pm
• aux Please don't let Trump's "good"/"go ahead" turn into the next "yanny"/"laurel" By William Hughes October 23, 2020 | 3:28am
• aux Nude celebs ask adult voters to please "read and follow" the instructions on mail-in ballots By Randall Colburn October 7, 2020 | 8:56pm
• aux Please enjoy a man's endless quest to guess paint colors during the mixing process By Reid McCarter October 1, 2020 | 2:45pm
• film Would the real Tom Ripley please stand up? By A.A. Dowd August 21, 2020 | 7:00pm
• tv Maybe Democratic National Conventions should always be remote—just no more fake waving, please By Patrick Gomez August 21, 2020 | 4:21am
• film Please don’t go to a movie theater: “It’s just about the last thing I’d do right now,” says expert By Patrick Gomez August 18, 2020 | 2:50pm
• aux Ryan Reynolds asks rampaging Canadian teens to please not kill his mom By William Hughes August 16, 2020 | 12:09am
• aux Amazon hastily retracts "Please don't say bad things about Amazon" podcast policy By William Hughes August 12, 2020 | 11:46pm
• tv Please report to Star Trek: Lower Decks to help solve An American Pickle By Allison Shoemaker August 6, 2020 | 5:00am
• aux Please enjoy this thread about diving, masculinity, jellyfish, and piss By Allison Shoemaker July 20, 2020 | 6:38pm
• aux Please do not fuck with LeVar Burton today By William Hughes May 30, 2020 | 3:48am