"Ted Cruz"

• tv Robert Smigel on Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Ted Cruz, and Adam Sandler’s dirtiest songs By Marah Eakin May 17, 2021 | 5:00am
• aux Seth Rogen has no intention of humanizing Ted Cruz by getting high with a fascist, thanks By Dennis Perkins May 14, 2021 | 10:16am
• aux The Daily Show spends nine minutes showing why Ted Cruz shouldn't mess with The Daily Show By Dennis Perkins May 5, 2021 | 10:45am
• aux It's a late-night Ted Cruz dunk-a-thon By Dennis Perkins February 23, 2021 | 11:14am
• aux Kacey Musgraves wants to use your Ted Cruz rage to help Texans By Allison Shoemaker February 19, 2021 | 10:33pm
• aux Ted Cruz is sad his favorite movie, The Princess Bride, is filled with Democrats By Andrew Paul September 8, 2020 | 7:52pm
• aux Ted Cruz's hypocritical response to the Goya boycott reveals his grandparents are time travelers By Patrick Gomez July 11, 2020 | 4:28pm
• aux Triumph recalls the filthy joke cut from that interview where he pooped on Ted Cruz By Reid McCarter July 2, 2020 | 5:00pm
• aux Here's the ballad of Ted Cruz, post-9/11 country music fan By Reid McCarter June 5, 2020 | 4:34pm
• aux Watch Fred Willard square off against Ted Cruz's mythical "space pirates" By Gabe Worgaftik May 22, 2019 | 9:16pm
• aux Trent Reznor says he told Ted Cruz to "fuck off" when he tried to get on a NIN guest list By Sam Barsanti November 28, 2018 | 11:15pm
• aux Here, unfortunately, is Ted Cruz’s beard By Dan Neilan November 27, 2018 | 8:06pm
• aux Stephen Colbert borrows Triumph from Conan to pester Beto O’Rourke and Ted Cruz By Dennis Perkins November 6, 2018 | 11:24am
• aux Ted Cruz has the Facebook Live skills of an ailing grandparent By William Hughes October 20, 2018 | 1:56am
• aux Richard Linklater's back with another great anti-Ted Cruz ad, this time about cheeseburgers By Randall Colburn October 15, 2018 | 7:35pm
• aux Richard Linklater made an anti-Ted Cruz political ad and it rules By Reid McCarter October 9, 2018 | 2:38pm
• aux Ted Cruz tweets a Nicktoons meme because he's just a normal guy on the internet By Reid McCarter May 3, 2018 | 3:41pm
• aux Yeardley Smith tells us how she really feels about Ted Cruz’s Lisa Simpson comments By Baraka Kaseko, Marah Eakin March 27, 2018 | 4:00pm
• aux Ted Cruz is still desperately trying to make his dumb Simpsons metaphor work By Sam Barsanti February 27, 2018 | 10:59pm
• aux Ted Cruz compares Democrats to Lisa Simpson, proving that pop culture is his only connection to humanity By Alex McLevy February 23, 2018 | 12:22am
• aux Resistance hero Mark Hamill is battling twisted villain Ted Cruz over net neutrality By Sam Barsanti December 17, 2017 | 11:32pm
• aux Oh God, Ted Cruz just told Bernie Sanders to "Curb Your Enthusiasm" By William Hughes October 19, 2017 | 3:20am
• aux Ted Cruz has finally embraced his identity as the Zodiac Killer By William Hughes October 19, 2017 | 12:19am
• aux Wait, wait, Mike Huckabee has the perfect joke about Ted Cruz liking porn By Clayton Purdom September 12, 2017 | 8:57pm
• aux Good morning: Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet By Clayton Purdom September 12, 2017 | 1:16pm