"The Brands"

• aux The Brands have discovered "horny," and all is lost By William Hughes December 6, 2019 | 3:55am
• aux The brands are now posting photos of piss-filled jars on Twitter By Reid McCarter May 17, 2019 | 5:46pm
• aux The brands have shambled to life and now they’re having rap battles By Reid McCarter October 5, 2017 | 7:30pm
• aux Flocks of hungry brands descend on Twitter to get in on Queen Elizabeth II's death By Reid McCarter September 9, 2022 | 4:39pm
• film TikToker Addison Rae promotes some brands in Netflix’s atrocious remake He’s All That By Caroline Siede August 27, 2021 | 7:00am
• aux Steak-umm, worst of the Online Brands, is picking a fight with Neil deGrasse Tyson, worst of the Online Personalities By Reid McCarter April 13, 2021 | 4:28pm
• games The Xbox Series X and PlayStation 5 are a triumph for brands, not games By William Hughes, Sam Barsanti November 11, 2020 | 11:00am
• aux Gap deletes tweet featuring bipartisan hoodie: “It was just too soon for this message” By Randall Colburn November 4, 2020 | 7:17pm
• aux Get paid for shitting on Amazon, Facebook, and other big brands By Randall Colburn October 12, 2020 | 7:37pm
• aux Everyone hates the baby nut (except for other brands) By Reid McCarter February 3, 2020 | 4:07pm
• aux Fox News brands Radiohead “the poor man's Coldplay” By Danette Chavez October 25, 2017 | 7:33pm
• aux Most brands sat out 9/11 this year, but VeggieTales and Smash Mouth never forget By Clayton Purdom September 12, 2017 | 6:14pm
• aux Which brands do teens think are cool? Not Vice, apparently By Randall Colburn April 4, 2017 | 3:59pm
• aux All the worst Game Of Thrones tweets gigantic brands sent out last night By Caitlin PenzeyMoog April 13, 2015 | 6:29pm
• aux “Game Of Brands” puts Game Of Thrones houses in fake corporate ads By Carl Williott April 1, 2015 | 8:09pm
• aux Comedian Joe Mande remembers brands remembering 9/11 By Rob Dean September 11, 2014 | 9:31pm
• film Product misplacement: 20-plus brands given unhelpful movie associations By John Semley, Noah Cruickshank, Zack Handlen, Scott Tobias, Joel Keller, Phil Dyess-Nugent, Erik Adams, Tasha Robinson April 22, 2013 | 5:00am
• film Supermarket Brands Sponsored Case File #34: Foodfight! By Nathan Rabin February 27, 2013 | 6:00am
• aux Cringe as mascots for "the world's most beloved brands" star in the ill-fated Foodfight! By Nathan Rabin November 1, 2012 | 2:56pm