"melania trump"

• aux Noted Christmas enthusiast Melania Trump on holiday decorating: "Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?" By Reid McCarter October 2, 2020 | 3:44pm
• aux Artist honors Melania Trump with BAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god that’s satisfying By Allison Shoemaker September 21, 2020 | 3:38pm
• aux On The Late Show, an axe-wielding "Melania Trump" previews her big RNC speech By Dennis Perkins August 25, 2020 | 10:56am
• aux Melania Trump's bizarrely shot Juneteenth tweet went over really well—and by "really well" we mean "horribly" By Patrick Gomez June 19, 2020 | 9:23pm
• aux Melania Trump defends her terrifying, Lovecraftian blood trees By William Hughes November 29, 2018 | 12:09am
• aux Oh, dear: Melania Trump gets date of Pearl Harbor wrong in commemorative tweet By Randall Colburn December 7, 2017 | 5:30pm
• aux Melania Trump decks the halls with dead branches, spine-chilling wails of the damned By Katie Rife November 27, 2017 | 10:32pm
• aux Here’s Melania Trump enjoying a ballet performance in a hell of her own making By Reid McCarter November 27, 2017 | 7:30pm
• aux Hot new conspiracy theory: Melania Trump has been replaced by a body double By Randall Colburn October 18, 2017 | 9:36pm
• aux School librarian turns down Melania Trump's donation of “racist” Dr. Seuss books By Danette Chavez September 29, 2017 | 5:49pm
• aux “Melania Trump” swears to Stephen Colbert she’s happy living in the White House By Esther Zuckerman June 14, 2017 | 1:44pm
• aux Melania Trump insists she’s thrilled about finally moving into the White House By Danette Chavez June 12, 2017 | 3:16pm
• aux Melania Trump once again recoils in terror from her husband’s touch By Clayton Purdom May 23, 2017 | 7:13pm
• aux Watch Melania Trump swat her husband’s sweaty, pawing hand away By Randall Colburn May 22, 2017 | 3:48pm
• aux Melania Trump liked a tweet about the miserable state of her marriage By Gwen Ihnat May 3, 2017 | 5:18pm
• aux Read This: Melania Trump’s Twitter photos reveal a “fairytale prisoner by choice” By Randall Colburn April 19, 2017 | 6:14pm
• aux Rescue Melania Trump from her private hell By Clayton Purdom February 16, 2017 | 9:07pm
• aux “Melania Trump” returns to The Late Show By Esther Zuckerman October 19, 2016 | 4:38pm
• aux Daily Mail: “Sorry, Melania Trump was never an escort” By Marah Eakin September 2, 2016 | 4:55pm
• aux “Melania Trump” refutes plagiarism claims on The Late Show with help from Dr. Seuss By Danette Chavez July 20, 2016 | 12:55pm
• aux #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes mocks Melania Trump’s plagiarism By Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya July 19, 2016 | 8:00pm
• aux RNC strategist quotes My Little Pony in defense of Melania Trump By Katie Rife July 19, 2016 | 7:37pm
• aux Trump thinks "elitist snobs" kept Melania off fashion magazine covers the past four years By Patrick Gomez December 26, 2020 | 5:59pm
• aux In a perfect vortex of shit, Alec Baldwin brags to Megyn Kelly about Melania loving his Trump impression  By Reid McCarter December 7, 2017 | 8:00pm