After rampant, okay, occasional speculation about a possible move, Movieline is reporting that the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore will uproot and shoot the series' second season in Miami's South Beach. To which we say, fah. What is Jersey Shore without the Jersey setting? Sure, moving Snooki, The Situation, JWoww, Tony Macaroni, and Sweaty Dave might provide some fish-out-of-water comedy, but think about the lost atmosphere. (Note: We're not sure all the names in that previous sentence are accurate.)
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