Girl, you know you’ve been having that fantasy again. Don’t deny it: You’re sitting there at home in your kitchen, looking at that messy stain from last night’s chicken cacciatore, and thinking to yourself, “God, using cleaning products really makes me want to get my fuck on. Isn’t there a company whose chemical burn also fires up my loins?” Baby, just relax and let Mr. Clean take over. Forget those old live-action versions of a human male you could conceivably have actual intercourse with, sweet thing, and set aside that weird spot from three months ago where Kellan Lutz ”auditioned” to be the new spokescleaner. In a new Super Bowl ad that’s already making panties wet on YouTube, the longstanding symbol of Proctor & Gamble’s foray into cartoon human mascots representing all-purpose cleaners is reminding you ladies just how much mopping floors makes you want to enter the bone zone.