Sorry pervs, you can no longer watch porn at Starbucks
Bowing to pressure from anti-porn groups Enough Is Enough and the National Center on Sexual Exploitation, Starbucks is following McDonald’s lead and will be blocking porn from its in-store wifi, according to CNN Money. The companies have purportedly been a favorite location for watching porn, ranking only behind the privacy of your own bedroom, sitting at your computer desk, and literally every other place in the world. Although there’s actually no information available on how often McDonald’s and Starbucks patrons use the in-store wifi to access porn, or if they do so at all, Enough Is Enough and the NCSE are pretty sure they know what customers have been up to. McDonald’s statement indicates the fast-food giant “had not heard from our customers that this was an issue,” but when it comes to the dread specter of looking at the unadorned human body, it’s best not to take chances.