It's that time of year again, when "best of" lists get passed around the blogosphere like so much herpes, allowing commenters from one site to rip on the clearly inferior opinions of another. In that spirit—and since we've already launched our own hall of mirrors with our much-debated Best Of Music list (if by "debate" you mean "calling us predictable")—we're passing on Stereogum's annual 2007 Gummy Awards honoring "indie rock hotties." The results are something less than revelatory: Apparently, indie rock dudes get a total cred-on for super-skinny white girls, while indie rock ladies mostly like 'em tall, bony, and shaggy (with a few notable exceptions like James Murphy, which gives some of us A.V. Club writers reason to strut). We now present you with perhaps the only list that asks you to consider the relative sexiness of Deerhunter's Bradford Cox and Les Savy Fav's Tim Harrington.
Oh, also apparently Jodie Foster is gay.
Chick Hotties
50 Elisa Ambrogio (Magik Markers)
49 Laura Burhenn (Georgie James)
48 Hesta Prynn (Northern State)
47 Jesca Hoop
46 Uffie
45 Jemina Pearl (Be Your Own Pet)
44 Scout Niblett
43 Mariqueen Maandig (West Indian Girl)
42 Natalie Portman
41 Grace Potter (Grace Potter and the Nocturnals)
40 Victoria Legrand (Beach House)
39 Victoria Bergsman (Taken By Trees)
38 Rosay (The Pipettes)
37 Amanda Palmer (The Dresden Dolls)
36 Ninja (The Go! Team)
35 Sharon Jones
34 Nicole Atkins
33 Robyn
32 Becky Stark (Lavender Diamond)
31 Laura Veirs
30 Amy Millan (Stars)
29 Kazu Makino (Blonde Redhead)
28 Gwenno (The Pipettes)
27 Shara Worden (My Brightest Diamond)
26 Amy Winehouse
25 Marissa Nadler
24 Beth Ditto (The Gossip)
23 Björk
22 Kathryn Calder (The New Pornographers/Immaculate Machines)
21 Meg White (The White Stripes)
20 Marnie Stern
19 Polly Jean Harvey (PJ Harvey)
18 Lovefoxxx (CSS)
17 Sara Quin (Tegan And Sara)
16 Kate Nash
15 Régine Chassagne (Arcade Fire)
14 Eleanor Friedberger (The Fiery Furnaces)
13 Karen O. (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
12 Regina Spektor
11 Lily Allen
10 Joanna Newsom
09 Tegan Quin (Tegan And Sara)
08 Natasha Khan (Bat For Lashes)
07 Emily Haines (Metric/Broken Social Scene)
06 Neko Case
05 Chan Marshall (Cat Power)
04 Maya Arulpragasam (M.I.A.)
03 Annie Clark (St. Vincent)
02 Jenny Lewis (Rilo Kiley)
01 Leslie Feist (Feist)
Dude Hotties
50 Naeem Juwon (Spank Rock)
49 Eddie Argos (Art Brut)
48 Chris Bear (Grizzly Bear)
47 Carl Newman (The New Pornographers)
46 Rufus Wainwright
45 James Mercer (The Shins)
44 Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age)
43 Morrissey
42 Blake Sennett (Rilo Kiley)
41 Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth)
40 Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead)
39 Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys)
38 Will Oldham
37 Kele Okereke (Bloc Party)
36 Caleb Followill (Kings Of Leon)
35 Brandon Flowers (The Killers)
34 Colin Meloy (The Decemberists)
33 Jeff Tweedy (Wilco)
32 Mark Ronson
31 Ed Droste (Grizzly Bear)
30 Devendra Banhart
29 Tim Harrington (Les Savy Fav)
28 Ted Leo
27 Ben Bridwell (Band Of Horses)
26 Paul Banks (Interpol)
25 Patrick Wolf
24 Owen Pallett (Final Fantasy)
23 Sam Beam (Iron & Wine)
22 Kanye West
21 Gregg Gillis (Girl Talk)
20 Will Sheff (Okkervil River)
19 Craig Finn (The Hold Steady)
18 Jack White (The White Stripes)
17 Bradford Cox (Deerhunter)
16 Dan Deacon
15 Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)
14 Ryan Adams
13 Kevin Drew (Broken Social Scene)
12 Matt Berninger (The National)
11 James Murphy (LCD Soundsystem)
10 Win Butler (Arcade Fire)
09 Spencer Krug (Sunset Rubdown)
08 Andrew Bird
07 Noah Lennox (Animal Collective/Panda Bear)
06 Thom Yorke (Radiohead)
05 Sufjan Stevens
04 Britt Daniel (Spoon)
03 Zach Condon (Beirut)
02 Kevin Barnes (of Montreal)
01 Jens Lekman