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Despite a disappointing (for everyone, really) Super Tuesday that saw him lose most states to Donald Drumpf, Ted Cruz is still in the race to be the Republican nominee for president. He’s tried showing off how cool he is by doing horrendous Simpsons impressions, referencing The Princess Bride a bunch, and inadvertently employing softcore porn actresses for his campaign ads. But now his bid for Commander In Chief may finally get the kickstart it needs with a new video that reveals his love of eating hair, his tendency to break into nonsense songs, and his lingering doubts over the paternity of his children.