In The Apprentice’s skin-deep world, plastic surgery is a bigger sin than rape
Donald Trump rapes his wife Ivana in The Apprentice, but liposuction looms larger.
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Spoiler Space offers thoughts on, and a place to discuss, the plot points we can’t disclose in our official review. Fair warning: This article features plot details of The Apprentice.
In The Apprentice, Donald Trump is once again a rapist. There’s no need to shy away from that. He doesn’t have ”intense sex” with his then-wife Ivana, like some who have covered Ali Abbasi’s new movie have claimed. He throws her on the ground and rapes her. It’s clear—so clear that it’s what allegedly sent the studio (and Trump donor/accidental Apprentice investor Dan Snyder) into fits. And yet, laying the groundwork for these confused misinterpretations, it’s all but brushed aside in the film. Rather, this skin-deep takedown of the ex-president and his unblinking mentor Roy Cohn frames its true gotcha moment in a final scene: Trump getting plastic surgery to make him less fat and less bald, shown in all its gory medical detail.
A generous reading of this choice would be that The Apprentice prioritizes what Trump himself cares about, underlined every time star Sebastian Stan stops to meticulously arrange his blonde bird’s nest. This is a man who has been found liable in court for sexual abuse (Is he a rapist? A judge says that claim is “substantially true.”) and pushed forward as if nothing had happened. This is a surface-level man, so Abbasi goes after his literal image. You can even see this in what directly precedes the rape scene, when Ivana (Maria Bakalova) gives him a book about the G-spot then, rebuffed, insults his appearance. “You have a face like a fucking orange,” she says. “You’re getting fat, you’re getting ugly, and you’re getting bald.” Bald. This last barb is depicted as the final straw, an SNL-level sore spot as cartoonishly provoking as Marty McFly being called “chicken.”
It’s this kind of self-congratulatory simplicity that makes The Apprentice feel so hollow. The takeaway here isn’t that Trump violently raped his wife, but that he’s a shallow and thin-skinned loser who doesn’t know how to fuck. Not that its target isn’t shallow. Trump surely is. But so is Abbasi’s film.