The fat bears are fighting months ahead of Fat Bear Week
Call your bookkeeper: Bear 747 is coming for bear 856

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Though Fat Bear Week—the biggest week for fans of ursine weight gain competitions across the globe—is still a couple of months away, anyone looking to gamble their mortgage on this year’s match-up will want to pay attention to a shocking early development that may greatly influence things to come. That’s right: Bear 747 is fighting with the people’s champ, bear 856.
This news comes to us via Mashable, which has reported the struggle for bear dominance that’s left Vegas reeling and surprised regular fans of both the long-reigning 856 and (the appropriately airplane-sized) 747. As everyone knows, 856 has ruled his territory for a long time, “[intimidating] other bears from the best fishing spots and [earning] many mating opportunities.”