The Number 23
For his gleefully postmodern Adaptation screenplay, Charlie Kaufman invented a fictional twin brother (Donald) in part to satirize Hollywood schlockmeisters eager to convert gimmicky scripts into fat paydays. Kaufman nailed the blithe opportunism of Joe Eszterhas types so indelibly that his brother "Donald" somehow scored an Oscar nomination for "co-writing" Adaptation. Though the script for the jaw-droppingly idiotic thriller The Number 23 is credited to Fernley Phillips, it doesn't seem far-fetched to hypothesize that it was actually written by Donald Kaufman and an unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic after a long night of Jäger shots following a Robert McKee lecture. The Number 23's suspicious resemblance to The Three, Donald's equally convoluted opus, goes far beyond the numeral in the title.