In news that should be relevant to the interests of several small and possibly intersecting groups of weirdos, WoodRocket, the company that made the Guardians Of The Galaxy porn parody, has finally gotten around to making a Pokémon-themed porno, Strokémon–The XXX Parody.
That might sound weird at first, but anyone who’s hip to the ”waifu” phenomenon knows that people masturbate to cartoon monsters all the time. That’s not unusual. No, the really interesting thing here is that the inspiration for Strokémon’s sexy Pikachu appears to have come directly from a member of The A.V. Club commentariat. Ladies and commenters, here’s your first (SFW-ish) look at Dikachu:
So there you go, A.V. Club faithful. Dikachu is actually a bi-curious female burn victim whose hobbies appear to include squirting and crawling around in filthy chimneys. Hope you trademarked that screen name, Dik.
Strokémon–The XXX Parody can be watched for free in its no doubt horrifying entirety on the Wood Rocket website, if you’re into that sort of thing.