The sequel to China's Sex And Zen will breach the fourth dimension of pornography

Once again demonstrating that America lags behind the Asian markets when it comes to innovations in technology and sexual perversion, a sequel to last year’s breakout hit/breakout penis film 3-D Sex And Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is already in the works, with producer Stephen Shiu vowing it will breach a whole new dimension in genital immersion. Yes, 4-D Sex and Zen: Slayer Of A Thousand From The Mysterious East will, as its title suggests, at last give the mysterious East what’s coming to it, but more importantly it will feature “4-D” effects—namely, the addition of vibrating seats that will replicate the feeling of sexual intercourse, specifically that part where it feels like your ass is on a vibrating spring. And here we Americans are, stuck in our backwards, ape-like existence, still using our hands to masturbate at the movies. At this rate we’re never going to catch up. [via Movieline]