The Weeknd to headline Super Bowl LV, whatever that's going to look like

The announcement of the next Super Bowl Halftime Show headliner kind of snuck up on us, huh? Normally there are weeks of rumors and public statements from people who want everyone to know that they chose not to do it for political/moral reasons, and then when Pepsi and the NFL finally announce who’s going to do it, it’s kind of anticlimactic. Apparently we as a society have all been a little preoccupied with something else lately, though, and if you had asked us this morning who we thought should headline the Pepsi Super Bowl LV Halftime Show, we would’ve said something like “There’s going to be a Pepsi Super Bowl LV Halftime Show?” Despite the ongoing pandemic, the NFL, like Major League Baseball, has effectively decided to dive headfirst into treating everything like it’s normal (save for playing all games with no fans in the stands), so in retrospect it makes perfect sense that the Super Bowl is going ahead as planned, but cut us some slack here. We’ve got people attempting a coup in this country, it’s hard to be like “oh, I wonder who’s going to perform at the Pepsi Super Bowl LV Halftime show.”