There’s a kegger at Paul Rudd’s mom’s house, and everyone’s invited

Dude, have you heard about the kegger going down this weekend at Paul Rudd’s mom’s house in Kansas City? It’s going to be sweet. Fat Dave’s going to paint himself blue and white and run through the party in a thong. That dude is hilarious! And Burnout Steve will be there, and you know he’ll have that sticky icky, bro. Paul Rudd’s, like, rich, so I bet there’ll be like 16 kegs and a ice luge and everything. But dude, check this out—I heard Kristy Hutchinson is going to be there. Yeah, dude, crazy Kristy. She got hot over the summer, bro. Like, Julianna Margulies hot. I know, dude! I’m going to do so many keg stands! WOOOOOOOOOOOO GO ROYALS!!!!!!!