This alternate ending to Tyrion Lannister's rant is perfect

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For all his wealth, Tyrion Lannister has not had an easy life: blamed for his mother’s death in labor, reviled by his family, mocked the world over for his diminutive stature, and now wrongly accused of his nephew’s murder. It’s understandable that he would have Bruce Banner-esque levels of rage pent up inside (especially now that he can no longer slap Joffrey for cathartic relief).