This is my DVD special feature debut and it freaks me out!

Hey you guys,

If you've ever wanted to hear me utter the word "tits" twice in a ten-second period while doing the world's worst Russ Meyer impersonation you needn't wait a minute longer. For the two-disc special edition of "Beyond The Valley
of The Dolls" (look for a proper A.V Club review, not written by me, in an upcoming issue) has just been released and my strange, erratic hand gestures, frightening head movements, male pattern baldness, and the unidentifiable schmutz on my black sweater are all featured fairly prominently on the set's second disc.

I don't want to brag, nor do I like to boast, by my talking-head appearance has already been heralded by reviewers over at Amazon as "also rather annoying". Incidentally, the fellow who so adroitly pointed out my annoyingosity is one William D. Geerhart, a primary creative force behind conelrad.com , a fascinating and obsessive look at the popular culture of the Cold War. I haven't spent a lot of time on it but it sure does look pretty nifty to me.

If you haven't checked out "Beyond On The Valley of the Dolls" by all means do so. Words alone cannot do it justice, especially the ones rather annoyingly uttered by me on the DVD.

Sorry for the shameless self-promotion but you really do owe it to yourself to check out the "Beyond The Valley of the Dolls" DVD. There's nothing quite like it. Seriously.