This Valentine’s Day, let Channing Tatum poke your sweetheart

There are plenty of virtual Valentine’s options for the pop-culture aficionado in your life, from these It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia printable cards to these Skyrim-inspired ones to this lovely e-card tribute to the greatest bromance of our time. But from the "Great Job Internet Question Mark?" files comes a far more awkward, wooden option: these Facebook-hosted video cards starring Channing Tatum, whom you may know from every single movie released in 2012. Because what says “be mine” better than a be-vested Channing Tatum struggling to hide his embarrassment as he tells your friend/lover how awesome he/she is? Or you could just go with the surreal glory that is “Poke”: