This week we’re barely putting up with Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
HBO’s thoroughly engrossing documentary, Captivated: The Trial Of Pamela Smart. The true-life case, which inspired To Die For and more than a few TV movies, is far more fascinating than fiction.
The Conjuring prequel/unofficial Chucky sequel, Annabelle. Finally, an answer to the question: “How did that evil-looking doll become evil?”
The Ellen for people who find Ellen too edgy, The Meredith Vieira Show. We have to stop this former-View-co-hosts-getting-their-own-talk-shows trend before it starts and we’re drowning in milquetoast chit-chats with Octavia Spencer.
Sofia by Sofia Vergara perfume. It smells like someone who will literally endorse anything.
Ads for Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Everyone’s had one of those days when nothing goes right and everything goes wrong, and a CGI kangaroo kicks you in the chest, right?
Cat-ear headbands. Just because Ariana Grande is doing it doesn’t mean that normal-sized, non-ponytailed, regular-voiced people can do it, too.
Clooney wedding fever. Sure, it was in Venice and a lot of famous people were there, but it’s not a real celebrity wedding until the Jolie-Pitt kids draw all over the bride’s veil.