A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.
Broad City, season 3. It’s not just the best sitcom about girls in New York, it’s one of the best sitcoms on TV right now.
HBO’s surface-y Vinyl. Come for the ’70s costumes, stay for more of the ’70s costumes!
Lifetime’s sad exercise in both celebrity and mom exploitation, The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition. A show for anyone who thought Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew wasn’t morally questionable enough.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s overpriced Goop skin care. Three of Gwynnie’s smuggest skin cells are included in every $140 jar of face goop.
Netflix’s thoroughly unnecessary Full House sequel, Fuller House. Finally, we get to find out if Uncle Joey really did, once and for all, cut it out.
Ads for the CGI pharaoh thunder cape no one asked for, Gods Of Egypt. Is it a video game? Is it a movie? It’s both and yet neither at the same time!
Levi’s high-waisted, universally unflattering Wedgie Fit Jeans. Who doesn’t want to walk around with a perma-wedgie so deep it looks like the entirety of early ’90s fashion is up your butt?