Maroon 5’s latest nasal whine, V. It’s like John Mayer cloned himself, decided to sing exclusively through his nose, and formed a band.
A&E’s Love Prison. Trapping two strangers on a deserted island would have been considered a bold concept for a dating show a year ago. But we’re living in a post-Dating Naked world now.
This Is Where I Leave You, Are You Here, and other dad’s funeral dramedy borefests. Here Is Where No One Cares.
CBS’s inexplicable Fashion Rocks. Pitbull, The Band Perry, and Enrique Iglesias don’t rock, and have nothing to do with fashion, no matter how many models teeter around them as they trill.
The annual return of Scream You To A Smaller Size, a.k.a. The Biggest Loser. Apparently, constant yelling interspersed with pretending to enjoy Jennie-O turkey burgers is the key to losing weight fast. And not keeping it off.
