ABC’s stab at the celebrity Candid Camera no one wanted, Repeat After Me. The host pranks the celebrities while the celebrities prank normal people, and the whole thing is a giant prank on anyone tuning in hoping to be entertained.
Inexplicable trailers for the generic, sci-fi, outer space thing, Jupiter Ascending. See, Channing Tatum’s goatee knows Mila Kunis can save space, but only if she turns into fire. Or something.
NBC’s drama-free drama, The Slap. Finally, a show that dares to ask the question: Who cares what happens at an afternoon barbecue in Brooklyn?
The Grammys. If Adam Levine performs with Gwen Stefani, and no one wants to hear it, do they make a sound? Unfortunately, yes.
Taco Bell’s piping hot dose of artificial flavoring, Cinnabon Delights Coffee. There is nothing delightful about coffee that tastes like a liquefied mall food-court.
