To prove Jon Bon Jovi isn't dead, here's a photo of his living corpse

Thanks to a shadowy website named "dailynewbloginternational" that re-purposed a 2009 Los Angeles Times story about the death of Michael Jackson, reports that Jon Bon Jovi had gone out in a blaze of glory while on tour circulated briefly online Monday night. But we can assure you that Bon Jovi is not dead, and we have the photo above to prove it, which was posted last night on the band's Facebook page. As you can see, the corpse appears to be smiling, and it has a definite "not dead" color to it. [via the Los Angeles Times]