Today in amusing quotes presented without commentary: Daniel Radcliffe thinks Justin Bieber is a girl, Diddy won't trade tracks for ass 

"Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has confessed that until recently, he thought the 16-year-old fellow tween idol [Justin Bieber] was a female. ‘I only heard Justin Bieber for the first time two weeks ago. I genuinely thought it was a woman singing. I'd never heard it before. Is it big in England yet?’"—Daniel Radcliffe, just saying what everyone else was thinking a year ago. [MTV News via CNN]

"I don’t really know about the whole fuckin’ for tracks thing. I never really heard about that shit. As a producer I don’t know if some ass will make you go in the studio and spend three days making a track for chick. I can’t really see that working. It takes too much time to produce a track the right way for you to give it away for some ass."—Diddy, in an interview which also finds him bragging about his Scorpio-given talents for 36-hour tantric sex sessions and why Ciroc vodka will get you laid. [Ozone via Vulture]