Today In Billionaire Acceptance Speeches
Hey, YouTube founders! You guys have just made 1.65 billion dollars! What are you going to do now?
We're going to the parking lot of the local Boston Market to shoot a decidedly crappy thank you video!
Behold the nouveau nouveau riche: matching black blazers, incessant giggling, and drunk enough from all the frozen mudslides they imbibed while signing the Google deal at TGI Fridays that they repeat the word "community" at least 7 times.
You would think that the founders of YouTube would at least be able to make a decent YouTube video. One that doesn't dissolve into a fit of nervous laughs, and hit its high point when one billionaire playfully tells the other one "Dude, get your hand off me."
They probably should have just hired Hasselhoff. Or at least that dancing midget.