Do you miss the old Tolerability Index updates? Do you often think of them wistfully in moments of quiet contemplation? Do you find scrolling down to be tedious and not nearly as fun as it sounds? Do you miss having your (cyber) hand (cyber) held, and being told precisely where to click? What about rhetorical questions? Can you only stomach about five of those before flopping on the ground in a seizure brought on by sheer annoyance?
Well, you're in luck, because the rhetorical question portion of this post is over, and the new Tolerability Index is up! Click here to view.
As a horrible bonus, and for added context, below you'll find a clip of Food Network's Paula's Party. Caution: watching this clip is a lot like being trapped in a speeding car filled with cheese fondue with a manic-depressive cartoon of a Georgia grandmother as she drives directly into a brick wall made out of "y'alls." Also, Peter Brady and several costumes are involved. You have been warned.