Potential mates aren't the only bar denizens enhanced by a beer-goggles haze. Those touch-screen video games nestled at the end of the bar tend to become more engrossing as last call looms. But in the soberer context of the Nintendo DS, TouchMaster, a collection of 23 mini-games inspired by watering-hole coin-ops, is a straight-up dog. TouchMaster's games and menus look like they were dragged out to the back alley and worked over with the ugly stick. Las Vegas slots and video-poker machines are fine art by comparison. And the game's music sounds like the kind of prefab cool jazz heard on training videos and infomercials.
All shallowness aside, this modest cart does pack a healthy variety of point-and-click diversions. Multiple flavors of solitaire are nearly worth the cover charge. Pond Kings Checkers, an amphibian-themed checkers game, and Wordz, a Wheel Of Fortune clone, aren't quite so compelling. But for every phoned-in offering, there's a classic time-waster like the tile-matching Mah Jongg Pairs. Touchscreen input using the Nintendo DS stylus makes nearly all the games a snap to play. Socialization is encouraged via pass-and-play multiplayer modes and the ability to wirelessly connect two handhelds.