UPDATED: The ballad of Randy Travis gets a "fighting outside a church in Plano" bridge
Though the ink has barely dried on the "naked in Tioga" verse of Randy Travis' hard-livin' country tune, the Method singer has already dropped into its plaintive, "drunk and fighting outside a church in Plano" bridge, with TMZ saying that Travis was arrested early this morning for doing just that. In a report that should be read while backed by a winsome pedal steel, arresting officers say an "extremely intoxicated" Travis aggressively stepped into an argument between a husband and wife, landing himself an assault charge for his troubles. This, of course, adds to a particularly rocky year/rollicking ballad for Travis, who has so far endured a bitter divorce, that recent DUI arrest in which he crashed his Trans Am, stripped off his clothes, and threatened to shoot the cops what brung him in, and also a February public intoxication charge. Incidentally, that arrest also took place outside a church, suggesting—while Travis' actions may be worryingly unstable—at least his life's song remains thematically sound. Now it just needs the uplifting coda.