At this point, Piers Morgan exists almost exclusively for the purpose of gathering the disdain of the world into his jowly, humorless face. The British broadcaster and extremely short-lived CNN personality is best known, at this point, for getting aggressively owned by J.K. Rowling, Ewan McGregor, Chelsea Handler, a random bookstore, the author of Fifty Shades Of Grey, his own son, and Jim Jeffries. He also tried to fuck a robot once.
Now on Good Morning Britain, he continues solidifying his personal brand as a sort of dour, self-important, covert misogynist, center-right wet blanket, the perfect thing to wake up to, assuming you want to immediately be reminded of the constant low-key horrors of being alive. Accordingly, here is his co-host finding an opening amidst one of his characteristic old-man grouses to dunk on him:
What makes this so glorious isn’t just co-host Susanna Reid’s effortless reclaiming of the moment from Morgan but the genuine fury you can see writ across his face as the moment plays out. Here, by the way, is a montage of Reid enduring him over time:
We look forward to next hearing about Piers Morgan tripping over a bucket and getting his head stuck in a toilet.