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The Shield (Classic) (11 a.m.): Investigating an open case, Vic happens upon crucial evidence embedded in a narcocorrido, the genre of so-called “drug ballads” that later gave Breaking Bad one of its best cold opens. If Vic happens upon any lyrical mentions of a “Heisenberg,” Brandon Nowalk suggests leaving that case alone.

Six Feet Under (1 p.m.): Before she was a guest star on Six Feet Under, Kathy Bates helmed three episodes of the show’s first two seasons. She’s back behind the camera for “Making Love Work,” and John Teti hopes she was more subtle in her directions to Rainn Wilson than she was with the “notes” she gave James Caan that one time. (Also, Six Feet Under needs to sustain the TV Club Classic Wilson Quotient while Erik Adams takes the next two weeks off from The Office.)

Dallas Car Sharks (Velocity, 8:30 p.m.): Kudos to Velocity for showing some restraint and not biting into the zeitgeist by renaming this series Dallas Car Sharknado. Though a tornado filled with sharks and cars sounds like mighty tempting viewing fodder.

Power Broker (HGTV, 9 p.m.): Master negotiator and previous House Hunters guest Mike Aubrey gets his clients the best real-estate deals imaginable in this reality series that’s thankfully not a chronicle of zombified Robert Moses rising from the grave to become a Century 21 agent.

The Vineyard (ABC Family, 10 p.m.): ABC Family takes a break from deciding Bunheads’ fate to take an eight-week vacation in Martha’s Vineyard, where the 11 cast members of The Vineyard all work in a restaurant and share a house—which sounds like an unfortunately refined version of Jersey Shore to Caroline Siede.

Little People, Big World: Breaking Down The Walls (TLC, 10 p.m.): TLC hasn’t let go of the Roloff family so easily, following the 2010 finale of Little People, Big World with Little People, Big World: Wedding Farm as well as this special, the third of four LPBW sequels to air in 2013. In the last one, the family “conquered” Mt. St. Helen’s, so here’s hoping special number four takes place in outer space.

Virgin Tales (Showtime, 7:30 p.m.): It’s Not As Filthy As It Sounds, Pt. 1: This 2012 documentary chronicles the growing ranks of evangelical Christians whose ultra-chaste courting rituals forbid even kissing until the marriage license is signed. Of course, if Cinemax broadcast a film with this title, it’d be a different story.

Wet Hot American Summer (TMC, 8 p.m.): It’s Not As Filthy As It Sounds, Pt. 2: No, actually, it kind of is, but in that detached, gleefully filthy type of way you’d expect a summer-camp movie co-written by David Wain and Michael Showalter to be. Of course, if Cinemax broadcast a film with this title, you’d actually see the can of mixed vegetables suck its own dick. (And you’d see it—a lot.)

MLB Baseball: Cubs at Diamondbacks (WGN, 9:30 p.m.): Most ball clubs might wilt under the heat of an Phoenix in July, but the Cubbies have held spring training in nearby Mesa since the late 1970s. Oh, they’ll probably still lose to the first-place Diamondbacks, but they’ll be accustomed to the weather.

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