Wolfgang Petersen maybe, possibly directing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots movie

Home of the most dispiriting news Hollywood has to offer, Pajiba is reporting that Mattel is currently developing a movie based on Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots, the plunger-based pugilism game that briefly captured the world’s fancy in the ’60s, ’70s, and '80s, before your dumb stepbrother lost a match then, like a big baby, smashed the button on his joystick too hard and broke it forever. Of course, this project is only said to be “in development,” but reportedly Wolfgang Petersen is already attached as a possible director, with screenwriter Kurt Wimmer (Salt, Law Abiding Citizens) also potentially taking first crack at a story described as “Gladiator meets Iron Man… the human story of one robot that becomes part human, part robot.” Oh, so it’s a think piece.