Netflix wants you to know, that’s it’s happy for you
It wishes nothing but for Fuller House for you all
An older version of Coulier
But still perverted, they say
He’ll still let you go down on him in a theater
Hopefully he’ll speak eloquently
And not need cue cards like a baby
Even though Netflix’d make an excellent mother
‘Cause the show that they’re making, he’ll be back, no mistaking
For at least one episode he’ll be there open wide, you know
And every line he speaks, don’t blame
He knows that you said you love Uncle Joey until you die,
’Til you die
BUT YOU’RE STILL ALIVE
So Netflix is here, to remind you
Of the mess it’s made by rebooting this series
So it’s not fair, to deny it
The chance to allow Uncle Joey back for a reunion episode—
You/You/You oughta know!
You seem very well, things look peaceful
Netflix isn’t quite as well, it thought you should know
It didn’t forget about DJ
Or her new child and teenager
(It hates to bug you in the middle of dinner)
They’ll be named Max and JD
They’ll be aged 7 and 13
Are you thinking they’d be joined by Kimmy’s daughter?
‘Cause they will, she’ll be 12, and it seems, she’s not so chill
but “bi-racial, passionate, and sharp-tongued,” you know
And every time you speak her name
She’ll know that she’s a bid for diversity
On a show so white, show so white
IT’S BLINDINGLY WHITE
And Netflix is here, to remind you
Of the mess that this show will be anyway
But it’s not fair, to deny them
The chance to make Fuller House with Dave Coulier
You/You/You
Oughta know.