Zack Snyder wants to re-tell all of history through the lens of 300
Earlier this month, we reported that Zack Snyder was considering making a movie about George Washington that would be done “in the style of 300.” He didn’t really say what that meant, but the implication was that it would feature a constantly shirtless Washington moving in slow-motion as he ripped the British apart with his axe and wooden teeth. Apparently, though, Snyder has really taken his many readings of The Fountainhead to heart, because even that patently ridiculous idea is somehow too small for him. Now, he’s moving past George Washington and going straight to every historical event ever.