A Madea Christmas

Tyler Perry's lights, please.

And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night and TBS by morning, when they run episodes of Tyler Perry’s House Of Payne. And lo, the angel of Tyler Perry came upon them, and the glory of Tyler Perry shone round about them, and also the faint scent of sandalwood! And they were afraid, and wondering how much this appearance from Tyler Perry was probably costing them. And Tyler Perry’s angel said unto them, “Fear not! For behold, I bring you tidings of great Tyler Perry, who shall play all the people, particularly the loud black women. For unto this holiday season comes A Madea Christmas, which is, Christ, a lot like the other Madea movies, if I’m being frank here."

"And this shall be Tyler Perry’s sign unto you: Ye shall go buy tickets to this one also, and see Tyler Perry in a dress screaming at little children about getting jobs and other things that seem inappropriately sassy given her matronly appearance, and lo, therefore it is funny.” And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of people who agree, apparently, praising Tyler Perry and saying, “Glory to Tyler Perry in the highest, and on Earth always Madea movies, and goodwill toward men dressed as loud black women. Forever and ever, amen.”