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Things are getting predictably nasty on Jerry Seinfeld's latest comedy tour
By William Hughes October 14, 2026 | 6:24pm
Netflix axes 1,000 jobs
By Jarrod Jones October 14, 2026 | 11:32am
Great Job, Internet!: Inside the quest to break fruit's monopoly on seltzer flavors
By Drew Gillis October 14, 2026 | 11:11am
Disney bidding on scraps of bankrupt AI company
By Drew Gillis October 13, 2026 | 12:23pm
Exclusive: Comedy Central announces Stand Up Selects , reveals new slate of comics
By Drew Gillis October 13, 2026 | 11:00am
"I am heartbroken": Breaking Bad co-stars remember R.J. Mitte
By Jarrod Jones October 13, 2026 | 9:59am
Great Job, Internet!: Watch this deep dive on the pointlessness of Jubilee debates
By Drew Gillis October 12, 2026 | 2:06pm
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, in his new U.N.-appointed role, addresses AI impact
By Jarrod Jones October 10, 2026 | 2:42pm
David Zaslav pockets $606 million as he bids buh-bye to Warner Bros.
By Jarrod Jones October 9, 2026 | 12:08pm
Anthropic updates policies to outlaw "abusing" its imaginary friends
By William Hughes October 8, 2026 | 11:07pm
Spotify wants more of what Joe Rogan is peddling
By Drew Gillis October 8, 2026 | 9:29am
Aaron Sorkin explains the "polish" he's added for A Few Good Men 's return to Broadway
By Drew Gillis October 6, 2026 | 3:02pm
James Gunn and Peter Safran are Skydance-proof, at least for now
By Jarrod Jones October 2, 2026 | 1:10pm
Ben Affleck's Animals cast wants him to run for political office
By Jarrod Jones October 2, 2026 | 11:47am
Guess what David Ellison is calling the new Warner Bros.-Paramount (it ain't WarnerMount)
By Jarrod Jones October 2, 2026 | 10:47am
Judge tosses out antitrust lawsuits against Google
By Jarrod Jones October 1, 2026 | 11:45am
Andrew Rannells will lead It's A Wonderful Life 's Broadway debut
By Drew Gillis October 1, 2026 | 11:42am
Six Flags "permanently retiring" its X2 roller coaster
By Jarrod Jones September 30, 2026 | 1:12pm
Disney hit with new round of layoffs after deep cuts in April and July
By Jarrod Jones September 29, 2026 | 1:24pm
We're aware of Meta's push to sex-meme its AI mascot, and now you are, too
By Jarrod Jones September 25, 2026 | 12:50pm
Popverse is shutting down this monthBy Dennis Perkins September 21, 2026 | 11:37am
Colin Jost and Pete Davidson are finally hosting comedy nights on that abandoned ferry they bought
By William Hughes September 19, 2026 | 6:05pm
Cate Blanchett (politely) asks theatergoers to put their damn phones away
By Jarrod Jones September 19, 2026 | 4:11pm
Carrot Top hospitalized after alleged suicide attempt
By William Hughes September 19, 2026 | 1:10pm
R.I.P. Duncan Sheik, pop singer and Tony-winning composer
By Drew Gillis September 18, 2026 | 12:14pm
Microsoft execs admit AI news is unleashing a "doom loop" on journalism in unsealed legal filing
By William Hughes September 17, 2026 | 9:29pm
Oh, Mary! director Sam Pinkleton is bringing Annie back to BroadwayBy Drew Gillis September 15, 2026 | 9:46am
Planet's most boring parents score big win as Little Tikes rolls out new "soulless beige" line of toys
By William Hughes September 12, 2026 | 4:16pm
Nashville International Airport changing its name to honor Dolly Parton
By Jarrod Jones September 12, 2026 | 1:01pm
Sarah Jessica Parker welcomes Oh, Mary! to HBO in new teaser
By Drew Gillis September 10, 2026 | 2:00pm
Sacha Baron Cohen to swashbuckle in Quentin Tarantino's new stage play
By Jarrod Jones September 10, 2026 | 12:59pm
Apple unveils iPhone that folds in half, if that's what you want
By Jarrod Jones September 9, 2026 | 4:55pm
George Clooney doesn't trust the government to regulate AI
By Drew Gillis September 4, 2026 | 9:32am
The end is nigh for Chicken Shop Date
By Drew Gillis September 3, 2026 | 10:56am
Great Job, Internet!: Real coyote's roadrunner meal captured for posterity in California
By Jarrod Jones September 3, 2026 | 10:43am
Read This: Inside the poo-festooned human labor that keeps Waymo rolling
By Jarrod Jones September 1, 2026 | 3:07pm
So much for Sunday In The Park With Jonathan Bailey
By Drew Gillis September 1, 2026 | 12:41pm
The FTC turns its watchful eye toward YouTube
By Drew Gillis August 28, 2026 | 12:37pm
Great Job, Internet!: MapQuest continues cartological defiance to let users rename Lake Ontario
By Dennis Perkins August 28, 2026 | 12:00pm
Six Flags putting the brakes on monster rollercoaster after a series of injuries
By Jarrod Jones August 28, 2026 | 9:58am
Emma Thompson wrote a Nanny McPhee musical
By Drew Gillis August 28, 2026 | 8:38am
Bill Gates has concerns about all this AI stuff
By Drew Gillis August 27, 2026 | 9:41am
Rupert Grint will be Ron Weasley again on Broadway
By Drew Gillis August 26, 2026 | 11:31am
You can now spy on your kids in their Uber because you love them
By Dennis Perkins August 25, 2026 | 3:19pm
Reggie Watts dropped from Comedy Bang! Bang! intro, multiple festivals after abuse allegations
By Dennis Perkins August 24, 2026 | 3:45pm
Meta files patent to suck last ounce of joy out of basic human interactions
By William Hughes August 22, 2026 | 12:57pm
TikTok agrees to pay $400 million to the government to settle child privacy lawsuit
By William Hughes August 21, 2026 | 8:32pm
YouTube starting to play hardball to keep Netflix from poaching its posters
By William Hughes August 20, 2026 | 8:41pm
Jason Kelce promotes mailing pee to data centers, Liquid Death
By Drew Gillis August 19, 2026 | 10:35am
Jordan Firstman takes "found family" very literally in first Club Kid trailer
By Drew Gillis August 19, 2026 | 8:00am
X's algorithm effectively ragebaits Democrats
By Drew Gillis August 18, 2026 | 1:35pm
Lena Dunham and Carly Rae Jepsen's 10 Things I Hate About You musical sets Broadway opening
By Drew Gillis August 17, 2026 | 12:43pm
Defeated Trump resorts to sub titling the Kennedy Center instead
By William Hughes August 13, 2026 | 7:03pm
PBS station locked out of archive due to cloud company chicanery
By Drew Gillis August 13, 2026 | 12:23pm
2,000+ gamers supposedly recruited for air traffic control work
By Drew Gillis August 13, 2026 | 10:51am
Kennedy Center owes $250K to musician it failed to sue
By Drew Gillis August 12, 2026 | 9:40am
Meta ruled a "public nuisance," ordered to pay $567 million
By Drew Gillis August 7, 2026 | 12:36pm
Regional Rocky Horror director self-cyberbullied to avoid cast, say cops
By Drew Gillis August 5, 2026 | 3:18pm
Bowen Yang will make Broadway debut in Oh, Mary!
By Drew Gillis August 4, 2026 | 11:06am
YouTube bans several ASMR creators over accusations of "sexually gratifying" content
By William Hughes August 1, 2026 | 4:40pm
Madison Square Garden now suing Wired over its surveillance reporting
By William Hughes July 16, 2026 | 11:01pm
Mrs. Lincoln's play will come to screen with Oh, Mary! live film
By Drew Gillis July 15, 2026 | 2:03pm
Andrew Lloyd Webber calls out "crisis" on Broadway as Jellicle Ball closes months early
By Drew Gillis July 14, 2026 | 12:05pm
Dwayne Johnson sounds genuinely bummed Kevin Hart is too busy to play Odd Couple with him
By William Hughes July 11, 2026 | 5:04pm
Meta successfully shamed out of its terrible "remix total strangers' Instagram photos with AI" plan
By William Hughes July 10, 2026 | 8:17pm
Instagram about to start letting internet randos "remix" your photos with AI
By William Hughes July 8, 2026 | 5:29pm
Dolly Parton's life story will say hello to Broadway in December
By Drew Gillis July 7, 2026 | 9:31am
Tim Heidecker's "real" InfoWars informs America that Alex Jones has "popped like a balloon"
By William Hughes July 2, 2026 | 9:24pm
The Onion 's InfoWars relaunch kicks off with cash for the Sandy Hook familiesBy Drew Gillis July 2, 2026 | 9:10am
Adrien Brody's art finds ideal home in Times Square Raising Cane's
By Drew Gillis June 30, 2026 | 1:10pm
Mark Zuckerberg thinks Meta isn't doing enough to cater to gambling addicts
By William Hughes June 27, 2026 | 4:17pm
Wayne Brady explains why La Cage Aux Folles ' book doesn't need to be reimagined
By Drew Gillis June 26, 2026 | 3:30pm
Pranksters successfully trick DuckDuckGo's AI into telling people Trump died of rabies
By William Hughes June 25, 2026 | 8:09pm
Comedian Mark Normand admits he just made up a story about Netflix trying to censor him
By William Hughes June 25, 2026 | 5:50pm
Lin-Manuel Miranda's Warriors musical coming out to play on Broadway next year
By William Hughes June 23, 2026 | 9:43pm
Madison Square Garden not beating "surveillance state" accusations by keeping dossiers on anti-surveillance activists
By William Hughes June 23, 2026 | 4:52pm
Joseph Gordon-Levitt addresses the "Peter Thiel secret society" in the room
By William Hughes June 20, 2026 | 5:31pm
Comedian Carlos Mencia arrested on charges of felony tax evasion
By William Hughes June 18, 2026 | 10:30pm
Hey, c'mere, your old buddy Chris Pratt wants to tell you all about America's "constitutional values"
By William Hughes June 18, 2026 | 9:45pm
Great Job, Internet!: There is a beautiful cultural exchange happening at the World Cup
By Drew Gillis June 17, 2026 | 11:12am
Elephant pisses irony all over Texas GOP convention
By William Hughes June 12, 2026 | 5:10pm
50,000 people watching livestream of workers preparing to strip Trump's name from Kennedy Center
By William Hughes June 12, 2026 | 4:08pm
Hadestown moves from theaters to cinemas this summerBy Drew Gillis June 9, 2026 | 11:49am
All of the winners at the 2026 Tony Awards
By Drew Gillis June 7, 2026 | 7:19pm
Google throwing an extra billion dollars a month at SpaceX to feed its AI addiction
By William Hughes June 6, 2026 | 2:00pm
Woman successfully nabs religious exemption from using AI at work
By William Hughes June 5, 2026 | 7:14pm
Hasbro to finally fulfill humanity's dreams of being stuck on hold with an AI Mr. Potato Head
By William Hughes June 3, 2026 | 9:45pm
White House proves it can even make "aliens.gov" depressing
By William Hughes May 29, 2026 | 12:42am
Big day for incurious saps as ChatGPT adds "connect your bank accounts" functionality
By William Hughes May 15, 2026 | 6:19pm
Mel Brooks donates his archives to the National Comedy Center
By William Hughes May 14, 2026 | 8:15pm
Meg Stalter to don Mrs. Lincoln's bratty curl wig in Oh, Mary!
By Drew Gillis May 13, 2026 | 12:20pm
All the nominations at the 2026 Tony Awards
By Drew Gillis May 5, 2026 | 9:25am
Tim Heidecker reveals God and Satan have teamed up to help him take InfoWars
By William Hughes May 2, 2026 | 12:10pm
Joy-hating judges once again delay The Onion 's InfoWars takeover
By William Hughes April 30, 2026 | 9:06pm
Great Job, Internet!: Enjoy this needlessly thorough analysis of Beast Games season 2
By Drew Gillis April 28, 2026 | 12:25pm
Leah Remini asks the TikTok children to please stop running into the Scientology building
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 11:56pm
YouTube re-bans influencer Clavicular
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 11:15pm
Meta is cutting 14,000 jobs and using the survivors as AI training dummies
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 7:41pm
The Onion has InfoWars , hopefully for real this timeBy Drew Gillis April 20, 2026 | 2:00pm
It doesn't sound like opting out of Meta's, Google's, or Microsoft's tracking does very much
By Drew Gillis April 14, 2026 | 12:07pm
John Wilson gets Zohran Mamdani to narrate (another) video about scaffolding
By Drew Gillis April 10, 2026 | 12:11pm
Great Job, Internet!: Watch this extensively researched history of Black women on reality TV
By Drew Gillis April 1, 2026 | 2:16pm
Happy Feet tap dances toward a stage adaptationBy Drew Gillis March 31, 2026 | 4:10pm
Mariska Hargitay is Broadway's next Daniel Radcliffe
By Drew Gillis March 30, 2026 | 4:04pm
Aging cable TV company wonders if it should get into this "podcast" thing it's been hearing about
By William Hughes March 27, 2026 | 4:21pm
Wikipedia officially bans AI-generated content
By Drew Gillis March 26, 2026 | 3:25pm
Meta hit with 2 legal defeats in 2 days (UPDATED)
By Drew Gillis March 25, 2026 | 10:41am
OpenAI’s Sora is headed to that great data center in the sky
By Matt Schimkowitz March 24, 2026 | 6:17pm
