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Defeated Trump resorts to subtitling the Kennedy Center instead
By William Hughes August 13, 2026 | 7:03pm
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PBS station locked out of archive due to cloud company chicanery
By Drew Gillis August 13, 2026 | 12:23pm
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2,000+ gamers supposedly recruited for air traffic control work
By Drew Gillis August 13, 2026 | 10:51am
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Kennedy Center owes $250K to musician it failed to sue
By Drew Gillis August 12, 2026 | 9:40am
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Meta ruled a "public nuisance," ordered to pay $567 million
By Drew Gillis August 7, 2026 | 12:36pm
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Regional Rocky Horror director self-cyberbullied to avoid cast, say cops
By Drew Gillis August 5, 2026 | 3:18pm
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Bowen Yang will make Broadway debut in Oh, Mary!
By Drew Gillis August 4, 2026 | 11:06am
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YouTube bans several ASMR creators over accusations of "sexually gratifying" content
By William Hughes August 1, 2026 | 4:40pm
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Madison Square Garden now suing Wired over its surveillance reporting
By William Hughes July 16, 2026 | 11:01pm
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Mrs. Lincoln's play will come to screen with Oh, Mary! live film
By Drew Gillis July 15, 2026 | 2:03pm
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Andrew Lloyd Webber calls out "crisis" on Broadway as Jellicle Ball closes months early
By Drew Gillis July 14, 2026 | 12:05pm
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Dwayne Johnson sounds genuinely bummed Kevin Hart is too busy to play Odd Couple with him
By William Hughes July 11, 2026 | 5:04pm
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Meta successfully shamed out of its terrible "remix total strangers' Instagram photos with AI" plan
By William Hughes July 10, 2026 | 8:17pm
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Instagram about to start letting internet randos "remix" your photos with AI
By William Hughes July 8, 2026 | 5:29pm
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Dolly Parton's life story will say hello to Broadway in December
By Drew Gillis July 7, 2026 | 9:31am
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Tim Heidecker's "real" InfoWars informs America that Alex Jones has "popped like a balloon"
By William Hughes July 2, 2026 | 9:24pm
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The Onion's InfoWars relaunch kicks off with cash for the Sandy Hook families
By Drew Gillis July 2, 2026 | 9:10am
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Adrien Brody's art finds ideal home in Times Square Raising Cane's
By Drew Gillis June 30, 2026 | 1:10pm
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Mark Zuckerberg thinks Meta isn't doing enough to cater to gambling addicts
By William Hughes June 27, 2026 | 4:17pm
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Wayne Brady explains why La Cage Aux Folles' book doesn't need to be reimagined
By Drew Gillis June 26, 2026 | 3:30pm
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Pranksters successfully trick DuckDuckGo's AI into telling people Trump died of rabies
By William Hughes June 25, 2026 | 8:09pm
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Comedian Mark Normand admits he just made up a story about Netflix trying to censor him
By William Hughes June 25, 2026 | 5:50pm
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Lin-Manuel Miranda's Warriors musical coming out to play on Broadway next year
By William Hughes June 23, 2026 | 9:43pm
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Madison Square Garden not beating "surveillance state" accusations by keeping dossiers on anti-surveillance activists
By William Hughes June 23, 2026 | 4:52pm
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt addresses the "Peter Thiel secret society" in the room
By William Hughes June 20, 2026 | 5:31pm
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Comedian Carlos Mencia arrested on charges of felony tax evasion
By William Hughes June 18, 2026 | 10:30pm
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Hey, c'mere, your old buddy Chris Pratt wants to tell you all about America's "constitutional values"
By William Hughes June 18, 2026 | 9:45pm
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Great Job, Internet!: There is a beautiful cultural exchange happening at the World Cup
By Drew Gillis June 17, 2026 | 11:12am
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Elephant pisses irony all over Texas GOP convention
By William Hughes June 12, 2026 | 5:10pm
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50,000 people watching livestream of workers preparing to strip Trump's name from Kennedy Center
By William Hughes June 12, 2026 | 4:08pm
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Hadestown moves from theaters to cinemas this summer
By Drew Gillis June 9, 2026 | 11:49am
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All of the winners at the 2026 Tony Awards
By Drew Gillis June 7, 2026 | 7:19pm
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Google throwing an extra billion dollars a month at SpaceX to feed its AI addiction
By William Hughes June 6, 2026 | 2:00pm
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Woman successfully nabs religious exemption from using AI at work
By William Hughes June 5, 2026 | 7:14pm
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Hasbro to finally fulfill humanity's dreams of being stuck on hold with an AI Mr. Potato Head
By William Hughes June 3, 2026 | 9:45pm
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White House proves it can even make "aliens.gov" depressing
By William Hughes May 29, 2026 | 12:42am
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Big day for incurious saps as ChatGPT adds "connect your bank accounts" functionality
By William Hughes May 15, 2026 | 6:19pm
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Mel Brooks donates his archives to the National Comedy Center
By William Hughes May 14, 2026 | 8:15pm
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Meg Stalter to don Mrs. Lincoln's bratty curl wig in Oh, Mary!
By Drew Gillis May 13, 2026 | 12:20pm
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All the nominations at the 2026 Tony Awards
By Drew Gillis May 5, 2026 | 9:25am
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Tim Heidecker reveals God and Satan have teamed up to help him take InfoWars
By William Hughes May 2, 2026 | 12:10pm
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Joy-hating judges once again delay The Onion's InfoWars takeover
By William Hughes April 30, 2026 | 9:06pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Enjoy this needlessly thorough analysis of Beast Games season 2
By Drew Gillis April 28, 2026 | 12:25pm
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Leah Remini asks the TikTok children to please stop running into the Scientology building
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 11:56pm
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YouTube re-bans influencer Clavicular
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 11:15pm
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Meta is cutting 14,000 jobs and using the survivors as AI training dummies
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 7:41pm
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The Onion has InfoWars, hopefully for real this time
By Drew Gillis April 20, 2026 | 2:00pm
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It doesn't sound like opting out of Meta's, Google's, or Microsoft's tracking does very much
By Drew Gillis April 14, 2026 | 12:07pm
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John Wilson gets Zohran Mamdani to narrate (another) video about scaffolding
By Drew Gillis April 10, 2026 | 12:11pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Watch this extensively researched history of Black women on reality TV
By Drew Gillis April 1, 2026 | 2:16pm
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Happy Feet tap dances toward a stage adaptation
By Drew Gillis March 31, 2026 | 4:10pm
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Mariska Hargitay is Broadway's next Daniel Radcliffe
By Drew Gillis March 30, 2026 | 4:04pm
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Aging cable TV company wonders if it should get into this "podcast" thing it's been hearing about
By William Hughes March 27, 2026 | 4:21pm
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Wikipedia officially bans AI-generated content
By Drew Gillis March 26, 2026 | 3:25pm
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Meta hit with 2 legal defeats in 2 days (UPDATED)
By Drew Gillis March 25, 2026 | 10:41am
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OpenAI’s Sora is headed to that great data center in the sky
By Matt Schimkowitz March 24, 2026 | 6:17pm
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Microsoft acknowledges that, hey, maybe Notepad didn't need AI integration
By William Hughes March 21, 2026 | 4:13pm
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Google's AI might rewrite this headline
By Matt Schimkowitz March 20, 2026 | 3:17pm
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Jeffrey Epstein now referenced in The Book Of Mormon
By Drew Gillis March 20, 2026 | 11:15am
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U.S. government registers "aliens.gov" domain, which is pretty good as distractions go
By William Hughes March 18, 2026 | 7:55pm
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Trump is swapping out the puppets "in charge" of his Kennedy Center playhouse
By William Hughes March 13, 2026 | 9:11pm
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Maya Rudolph is our next Mary Todd Lincoln
By Drew Gillis March 12, 2026 | 9:49am
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Grammarly ditches "Expert Review" after expert rebellion and class action suit
By Matt Schimkowitz March 11, 2026 | 6:00pm
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Quentin Tarantino's new play gets a title and premiere timeline
By Drew Gillis March 11, 2026 | 9:33am
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Maybe the Ellisons can make "laying off thousands of workers apiece" a family bonding thing
By William Hughes March 10, 2026 | 6:14pm
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Great Job, Internet!: ContraPoints goes deep on torture porn and the Saw movies
By Drew Gillis March 10, 2026 | 3:33pm
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YouTube now allows politicians, journalists to request removal of AI deepfakes
By Drew Gillis March 10, 2026 | 1:03pm
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Grammarly's AI is recruiting writers, alive and dead, whether they like it or not
By Matt Schimkowitz March 6, 2026 | 7:00pm
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Supreme Court blocks another bid to copyright AI art
By Matt Schimkowitz March 3, 2026 | 5:16pm
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MrBeast is bringing his trustworthy smirk to financial services
By Matt Schimkowitz March 3, 2026 | 4:25pm
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Substack to make it easier than ever to gamble on anything
By Drew Gillis February 20, 2026 | 9:54am
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Great job, Internet!: George Lucas' long-lost arena stunt show, Super Live Adventure, strikes back
By Matt Schimkowitz February 16, 2026 | 5:30pm
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Happy Valentine's Day: The Olympic Village has already run out of condoms
By William Hughes February 14, 2026 | 12:20pm
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Great Job, Internet!: WeRateDogs breaks down Ring's consent-manufacturing Super Bowl commercial
By Drew Gillis February 11, 2026 | 12:00pm
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Chris Fleming's first HBO special is on the way
By Drew Gillis February 10, 2026 | 1:09pm
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A Practical Magic musical from Norah Jones is on the way
By Drew Gillis February 9, 2026 | 9:44am
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International Olympic Committee hopes the Americans won't be booed
By Drew Gillis February 6, 2026 | 2:20pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Finally, a Wikipedia meant for doomscrolling
By Drew Gillis February 3, 2026 | 2:15pm
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xAI is hiring the world's most overqualified "AI writing" babysitters
By William Hughes January 31, 2026 | 5:05pm
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Great Job, Internet!: A Melania-based erotic horror parody book is cleaning up on the Amazon charts
By William Hughes January 30, 2026 | 9:21pm
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Darren Aronofsky, Google DeepMind, and Salesforce proudly present an AI-merican Revolution
By Matt Schimkowitz January 29, 2026 | 6:22pm
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Rachel Dratch, Harvey Guillén, Juliette Lewis among cast for Broadway's Rocky Horror
By Drew Gillis January 29, 2026 | 11:42am
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Amazon accidentally spoils own layoff news
By Drew Gillis January 28, 2026 | 10:02am
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Pinterest plans for more AI, fewer employees
By Drew Gillis January 27, 2026 | 12:29pm
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Read this: This Alaska college student eats AI art for lunch
By Matt Schimkowitz January 23, 2026 | 5:51pm
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TikTok has finally managed to sell itself [UPDATED]
By William Hughes January 22, 2026 | 9:24pm
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Vince Gilligan, R.E.M, 700 other artists sign open letter condemning AI "theft"
By Drew Gillis January 22, 2026 | 10:47am
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Patagonia tries to find politest way possible to sue drag queen/environmental activist Pattie Gonia
By William Hughes January 21, 2026 | 7:48pm
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Great Job, Internet!: "Cow Tools" finally came true
By Drew Gillis January 20, 2026 | 12:32pm
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Move over Naked Cowboy, Magic Mike is coming to Times Square
By Drew Gillis January 20, 2026 | 11:41am
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Wikipedia intends to make some money from AI scraping its website
By Drew Gillis January 15, 2026 | 12:18pm
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George R.R. Martin plans to kill more and different characters than Game Of Thrones show did
By Drew Gillis January 15, 2026 | 11:24am
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The original Star Wars characters are coming to Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland
By Garrett Martin January 14, 2026 | 2:30pm
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Sunday In The Park With Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey officially happening
By Drew Gillis January 14, 2026 | 1:59pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Leonardo DiCaprio had a blast during Golden Globes commercial break
By Drew Gillis January 12, 2026 | 12:17pm
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X limits sexualized AI deepfakes to paying customers
By Drew Gillis January 9, 2026 | 9:33am
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Meow Wolf's next exhibition is set in a surreal L.A. movie theater
By Garrett Martin January 7, 2026 | 3:42pm
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Even Grok is pretty grossed out by some of the images Grok has been putting out lately
By William Hughes January 2, 2026 | 5:51pm
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Trump issues executive order shutting down states' efforts to regulate AI
By William Hughes December 11, 2025 | 11:20pm
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New York passes landmark laws to tentatively start regulating AI use in ads and films
By William Hughes December 11, 2025 | 7:12pm
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John Cameron Mitchell is Oh, Mary!'s next Mrs. Lincoln
By Drew Gillis December 11, 2025 | 1:43pm
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That McDonald's AI-generated Christmas ad didn't last long
By Drew Gillis December 9, 2025 | 4:48pm
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Vanity Fair consciously decouples itself from this whole Olivia Nuzzi mess
By William Hughes December 5, 2025 | 7:40pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Jmail has made reading the Epstein emails easier than ever
By Matt Schimkowitz November 21, 2025 | 5:26pm
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Great Job, Internet!: The Joe Rogan subreddit is no longer the place for your political discussions
By Drew Gillis November 19, 2025 | 4:46pm
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TikTok experiments with letting users see less AI slop
By Drew Gillis November 19, 2025 | 1:04pm
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Nate Bargatze's Nashville theme park might actually be happening
By Garrett Martin November 18, 2025 | 6:04pm
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Great Job, Internet!: What if Glinda in Wicked sounded like Thank U, Next-era Ariana Grande?
By Drew Gillis November 18, 2025 | 11:18am
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