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Hasbro to finally fulfill humanity's dreams of being stuck on hold with an AI Mr. Potato Head
By William Hughes June 3, 2026 | 9:45pm
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White House proves it can even make "aliens.gov" depressing
By William Hughes May 29, 2026 | 12:42am
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Big day for incurious saps as ChatGPT adds "connect your bank accounts" functionality
By William Hughes May 15, 2026 | 6:19pm
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Mel Brooks donates his archives to the National Comedy Center
By William Hughes May 14, 2026 | 8:15pm
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Meg Stalter to don Mrs. Lincoln's bratty curl wig in Oh, Mary!
By Drew Gillis May 13, 2026 | 12:20pm
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All the nominations at the 2026 Tony Awards
By Drew Gillis May 5, 2026 | 9:25am
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Tim Heidecker reveals God and Satan have teamed up to help him take InfoWars
By William Hughes May 2, 2026 | 12:10pm
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Joy-hating judges once again delay The Onion's InfoWars takeover
By William Hughes April 30, 2026 | 9:06pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Enjoy this needlessly thorough analysis of Beast Games season 2
By Drew Gillis April 28, 2026 | 12:25pm
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Leah Remini asks the TikTok children to please stop running into the Scientology building
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 11:56pm
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YouTube re-bans influencer Clavicular
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 11:15pm
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Meta is cutting 14,000 jobs and using the survivors as AI training dummies
By William Hughes April 23, 2026 | 7:41pm
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The Onion has InfoWars, hopefully for real this time
By Drew Gillis April 20, 2026 | 2:00pm
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It doesn't sound like opting out of Meta's, Google's, or Microsoft's tracking does very much
By Drew Gillis April 14, 2026 | 12:07pm
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John Wilson gets Zohran Mamdani to narrate (another) video about scaffolding
By Drew Gillis April 10, 2026 | 12:11pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Watch this extensively researched history of Black women on reality TV
By Drew Gillis April 1, 2026 | 2:16pm
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Happy Feet tap dances toward a stage adaptation
By Drew Gillis March 31, 2026 | 4:10pm
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Mariska Hargitay is Broadway's next Daniel Radcliffe
By Drew Gillis March 30, 2026 | 4:04pm
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Aging cable TV company wonders if it should get into this "podcast" thing it's been hearing about
By William Hughes March 27, 2026 | 4:21pm
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Wikipedia officially bans AI-generated content
By Drew Gillis March 26, 2026 | 3:25pm
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Meta hit with 2 legal defeats in 2 days (UPDATED)
By Drew Gillis March 25, 2026 | 10:41am
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OpenAI’s Sora is headed to that great data center in the sky
By Matt Schimkowitz March 24, 2026 | 6:17pm
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Microsoft acknowledges that, hey, maybe Notepad didn't need AI integration
By William Hughes March 21, 2026 | 4:13pm
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Google's AI might rewrite this headline
By Matt Schimkowitz March 20, 2026 | 3:17pm
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Jeffrey Epstein now referenced in The Book Of Mormon
By Drew Gillis March 20, 2026 | 11:15am
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U.S. government registers "aliens.gov" domain, which is pretty good as distractions go
By William Hughes March 18, 2026 | 7:55pm
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Trump is swapping out the puppets "in charge" of his Kennedy Center playhouse
By William Hughes March 13, 2026 | 9:11pm
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AI CEO (Nerd) Says AI Will Stop Women With a Brain from Having Power
By Lauren Tousignant March 13, 2026 | 7:53pm
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Maya Rudolph is our next Mary Todd Lincoln
By Drew Gillis March 12, 2026 | 9:49am
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Grammarly ditches "Expert Review" after expert rebellion and class action suit
By Matt Schimkowitz March 11, 2026 | 6:00pm
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Quentin Tarantino's new play gets a title and premiere timeline
By Drew Gillis March 11, 2026 | 9:33am
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Maybe the Ellisons can make "laying off thousands of workers apiece" a family bonding thing
By William Hughes March 10, 2026 | 6:14pm
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Great Job, Internet!: ContraPoints goes deep on torture porn and the Saw movies
By Drew Gillis March 10, 2026 | 3:33pm
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YouTube now allows politicians, journalists to request removal of AI deepfakes
By Drew Gillis March 10, 2026 | 1:03pm
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Grammarly's AI is recruiting writers, alive and dead, whether they like it or not
By Matt Schimkowitz March 6, 2026 | 7:00pm
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Supreme Court blocks another bid to copyright AI art
By Matt Schimkowitz March 3, 2026 | 5:16pm
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MrBeast is bringing his trustworthy smirk to financial services
By Matt Schimkowitz March 3, 2026 | 4:25pm
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Congrats to the BAFTAs for Delivering the Worst Award Show Discourse Since the Slap
By Nora Biette-Timmons February 23, 2026 | 9:32am
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Substack to make it easier than ever to gamble on anything
By Drew Gillis February 20, 2026 | 9:54am
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Great job, Internet!: George Lucas' long-lost arena stunt show, Super Live Adventure, strikes back
By Matt Schimkowitz February 16, 2026 | 5:30pm
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Happy Valentine's Day: The Olympic Village has already run out of condoms
By William Hughes February 14, 2026 | 12:20pm
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Great Job, Internet!: WeRateDogs breaks down Ring's consent-manufacturing Super Bowl commercial
By Drew Gillis February 11, 2026 | 12:00pm
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Chris Fleming's first HBO special is on the way
By Drew Gillis February 10, 2026 | 1:09pm
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A Practical Magic musical from Norah Jones is on the way
By Drew Gillis February 9, 2026 | 9:44am
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International Olympic Committee hopes the Americans won't be booed
By Drew Gillis February 6, 2026 | 2:20pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Finally, a Wikipedia meant for doomscrolling
By Drew Gillis February 3, 2026 | 2:15pm
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xAI is hiring the world's most overqualified "AI writing" babysitters
By William Hughes January 31, 2026 | 5:05pm
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Great Job, Internet!: A Melania-based erotic horror parody book is cleaning up on the Amazon charts
By William Hughes January 30, 2026 | 9:21pm
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Darren Aronofsky, Google DeepMind, and Salesforce proudly present an AI-merican Revolution
By Matt Schimkowitz January 29, 2026 | 6:22pm
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Rachel Dratch, Harvey Guillén, Juliette Lewis among cast for Broadway's Rocky Horror
By Drew Gillis January 29, 2026 | 11:42am
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Amazon accidentally spoils own layoff news
By Drew Gillis January 28, 2026 | 10:02am
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Pinterest plans for more AI, fewer employees
By Drew Gillis January 27, 2026 | 12:29pm
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Read this: This Alaska college student eats AI art for lunch
By Matt Schimkowitz January 23, 2026 | 5:51pm
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TikTok has finally managed to sell itself [UPDATED]
By William Hughes January 22, 2026 | 9:24pm
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Vince Gilligan, R.E.M, 700 other artists sign open letter condemning AI "theft"
By Drew Gillis January 22, 2026 | 10:47am
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Patagonia tries to find politest way possible to sue drag queen/environmental activist Pattie Gonia
By William Hughes January 21, 2026 | 7:48pm
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Great Job, Internet!: "Cow Tools" finally came true
By Drew Gillis January 20, 2026 | 12:32pm
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Move over Naked Cowboy, Magic Mike is coming to Times Square
By Drew Gillis January 20, 2026 | 11:41am
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Wikipedia intends to make some money from AI scraping its website
By Drew Gillis January 15, 2026 | 12:18pm
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George R.R. Martin plans to kill more and different characters than Game Of Thrones show did
By Drew Gillis January 15, 2026 | 11:24am
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The original Star Wars characters are coming to Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland
By Garrett Martin January 14, 2026 | 2:30pm
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Sunday In The Park With Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey officially happening
By Drew Gillis January 14, 2026 | 1:59pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Leonardo DiCaprio had a blast during Golden Globes commercial break
By Drew Gillis January 12, 2026 | 12:17pm
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X limits sexualized AI deepfakes to paying customers
By Drew Gillis January 9, 2026 | 9:33am
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Meow Wolf's next exhibition is set in a surreal L.A. movie theater
By Garrett Martin January 7, 2026 | 3:42pm
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Even Grok is pretty grossed out by some of the images Grok has been putting out lately
By William Hughes January 2, 2026 | 5:51pm
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Trump issues executive order shutting down states' efforts to regulate AI
By William Hughes December 11, 2025 | 11:20pm
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New York passes landmark laws to tentatively start regulating AI use in ads and films
By William Hughes December 11, 2025 | 7:12pm
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John Cameron Mitchell is Oh, Mary!'s next Mrs. Lincoln
By Drew Gillis December 11, 2025 | 1:43pm
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That McDonald's AI-generated Christmas ad didn't last long
By Drew Gillis December 9, 2025 | 4:48pm
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Vanity Fair consciously decouples itself from this whole Olivia Nuzzi mess
By William Hughes December 5, 2025 | 7:40pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Jmail has made reading the Epstein emails easier than ever
By Matt Schimkowitz November 21, 2025 | 5:26pm
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Great Job, Internet!: The Joe Rogan subreddit is no longer the place for your political discussions
By Drew Gillis November 19, 2025 | 4:46pm
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TikTok experiments with letting users see less AI slop
By Drew Gillis November 19, 2025 | 1:04pm
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Nate Bargatze's Nashville theme park might actually be happening
By Garrett Martin November 18, 2025 | 6:04pm
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Great Job, Internet!: What if Glinda in Wicked sounded like Thank U, Next-era Ariana Grande?
By Drew Gillis November 18, 2025 | 11:18am
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Corporation for Public Broadcasting agrees to fulfill $36 million NPR contract
By Matt Schimkowitz November 17, 2025 | 10:03pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Nobody's happy about AI puppets of Jesus or your dead relatives
By William Hughes November 14, 2025 | 7:28pm
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China tries to clean up AI-infected internet with new regulations
By Mary Kate Carr November 14, 2025 | 3:06pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Fred Armisen approves of your Portlandia National Guard invasion memes
By Mary Kate Carr November 14, 2025 | 11:38am
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Great Job, Internet!: After nearly a decade, Vine is back for another six seconds of fame
By Matt Schimkowitz November 13, 2025 | 8:26pm
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George Lucas' Museum Of Narrative Art finally gets opening date
By Mary Kate Carr November 12, 2025 | 4:53pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Grok is talking about what a big reader Elon Musk is all of a sudden
By Emma Keates November 12, 2025 | 4:19pm
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Great Job, Internet!: People's Sexiest Man Alive might be a recession indicator
By Matt Schimkowitz November 11, 2025 | 11:01pm
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Elon Musk's X introduces "Certified Bangers"
By Mary Kate Carr November 11, 2025 | 4:43pm
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Pokémon’s First Permanent Theme Park Land Will Open in February 2026
By November 11, 2025 | 2:02pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Joyce Carol Oates ethers Elon Musk on his own platform
By Mary Kate Carr November 10, 2025 | 1:50pm
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Read this: A new report shows X is amplifying far-right accounts
By William Hughes November 7, 2025 | 4:34pm
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MrBeast holds-my-beer Riyadh Comedy Festival with Saudi Arabian theme park pop-up
By William Hughes November 6, 2025 | 7:05pm
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Condé Nast, union employees battle after "illegal firings"
By Mary Kate Carr November 6, 2025 | 4:26pm
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FBI goes after archiving website Archive.is
By Matt Schimkowitz November 6, 2025 | 3:33pm
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Stern’s Walking Dead Pinball Machine Rolls Again with New Remaster
By Garrett Martin November 4, 2025 | 12:00pm
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Disney World’s New Zootopia Attraction Opens This Week
By Garrett Martin November 3, 2025 | 3:31pm
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Heidi Klum disappoints hopeful nation by not dressing up as the Lady Gremlin from Gremlins 2
By William Hughes November 1, 2025 | 1:52pm
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Storied solid gold toilet sculpture "America" goes to auction starting at a cool $10 million
By Mary Kate Carr October 31, 2025 | 12:58pm
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Pinball Crawl Classics Will Turn Pinball Machines into Tabletop Adventures
By Garrett Martin October 31, 2025 | 10:22am
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Pinball Crawl Classics Will Turn Pinball Machines into Tabletop Adventures
By Garrett Martin October 31, 2025 | 10:22am
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Great Job, Internet!: Zohran Mamdani goes on Track Star, fields a bunch of softballs
By William Hughes October 30, 2025 | 9:39pm
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Dictionary.com can't really define its "Word Of The Year," 6-7
By Mary Kate Carr October 29, 2025 | 12:45pm
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Beetlejuice Is Getting a Pinball Machine, and It Seems to Be Voice-Activated
By Garrett Martin October 27, 2025 | 5:10pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Mike Flanagan teams up with a true master of horror, Garth Marenghi
By William Hughes October 24, 2025 | 10:52pm
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Great Job, Internet!: TikTok invented a Mean Girls/Diary Of A Wimpy Kid rom-com crossover
By Mary Kate Carr October 23, 2025 | 1:07pm
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Author Michael Wolff is suing Melania Trump while the suing's good
By William Hughes October 22, 2025 | 9:26pm
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Reddit strikes new battle with Perplexity AI in ongoing war with illegal data scrapers
By Mary Kate Carr October 22, 2025 | 4:58pm
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The Internet Archive has been archiving way less lately
By Mary Kate Carr October 22, 2025 | 9:33am
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Mo Amer's got sympathy symptoms in Wild World trailer
By Mary Kate Carr October 20, 2025 | 4:01pm
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Great Job, Internet!: Learn how to identify AI videos with Jeremy Carrasco
By Emma Keates October 20, 2025 | 10:36am
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Daytime jewel thieves loot the Louvre
By Matt Schimkowitz October 19, 2025 | 4:00pm
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