Former presidents team up to save America as a charitable Justice League
Donald Trump is more interested in hearing his daughter call him “daddy” than he is in actually doing good things for this country, which means the job to protect this country from natural disasters has fallen on the shoulders of the only five men who know what it takes to lead the United States (and are also still alive): George Bush, Bill Clinton, the other George Bush, Barack Obama, and Jimmy Carter. Together, these five former presidents have launched One America Appeal, a charity campaign with a fairly bad name that was established to help raise money for the victims of Hurricane Harvey and Hurricane Irma. That makes these five guys sort of like the Justice League, with Obama as Batman (obviously), Carter as Superman, George W. Bush as Aquaman, the older George Bush as The Flash, and Clinton as Wonder Woman (because he’s the one most likely to live on an island full of women).