As the year gets colder, the lure of staying in and streaming something— instead of weathering the evils of, well, weather—gets ever stronger. Amazon’s taking advantage of our natural December hermitude with a smattering of new offerings landing on its Prime streaming service this month, including a second season of its Top-Gear-in-all-but-name series The Grand Tour, and new spy thriller/action show/celebrity satire Jean Claude Van Johnson.
Following in the footsteps of 2008's suitably weird JCVD—which saw its titular star play a washed-up version of himself who ends up involved in a bank robbery—the new series operates under the theory that Jean-Claude Van Damme’s tepid modern-day film career is actually a cover for his work as an international superspy. You can check out the trailer for the show above; meanwhile, fans looking for non-meta Van Damme action will be happy to know that Bloodsport is coming to the service next month, too.
Meanwhile, if you’d rather keep yourself warm by watching other poor schmucks freeze to death, you’ll be happy to know that Titanic is crashing back onto the Prime library in honor of its 20th anniversary. Or you could distract yourself with some cartoonishly weird sequels, like Gremlins 2: The New Batch or Crank: High Voltage. And for people who just want to avoid the planet Earth’s problems altogether, there’s always the first season of the BBC’s Doctor Who spinoff Class.
Available December 1:
Apocalypse Now
At Close Range
Basic Instinct 2
Bloodsport
Brothers Grimm
Buffalo 66
Child’s Play
Dr. Strange
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Hammett
Hannibal
Hitch
Hulk Vs.
In & Out
In Enemy Hands
Light Sleeper
Meet Wally Sparks
Moonstruck
Next Avengers: Heroes Of Tomorrow
Planet Hulk
Point Break
Rocky
Rocky II
Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky V
Searching For Bobby Fischer
Silence
Stigmata
The Final Cut
The Heartbreak Kid
The Invincible Iron Man
The Silence Of The Lambs
The Weight Of Water
Thor Animated Movie: Tales Of Asgard
Titanic
Ultimate Avengers II
Ultimate Avengers The Movie
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Available December 3
Class, season one
Available December 4
The Royals, season three
Available December 7
Thursday Night Football: Saints vs. Falcons
Aftershock
Gun Shy
Available December 8
The Grand Tour, season two
Crank: High Voltage
Triple 9
Available December 9
It Comes At Night
Available December 10
Nightcrawler
Rosewater
Available December 12
Foreman
Available December 14
Thursday Night Football: Broncos Vs. Colts
Available December 15
Jean-Claude Van Johnson, season one
Available December 21
Humans, season two
Woodshock
Available December 23
Teen Wolf, season six
Anne Of Green Gables, season two
Banksy Does New York
Someone Marry Barry
Available December 25
Thursday Night Football: Steelers Vs. Texans
Available December 28
Anjelah Johnson: Mahalo & Goodnight
Available December 29
Rings
Available December 31
Brawl In Cellblock 99
Solace