Machete Kills

If you thought having Charlie Sheen change his name back to “Carlos Estevez” and Sofia Vergara strap on a machine-gun bra were the only ways in which Machete Kills would honor Robert Rodriguez’s Latino heritage, here’s a trailer proving you muy incorrecto. Rodriguez and Danny Trejo present this first look at their sequel entirely in Spanish, so non-speakers will have to rely solely on the snippets of dialogue and contextual clues here to understand what’s going on. We’ll help: Machete kills people. Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, and Alexa Vega kill people while wearing tight clothing. Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, and “Carlos Estevez” were in the news a lot. Cuba Gooding Jr. was in Snow Dogs. Michelle Rodriguez speaks your new favorite catchphrase, “Taco time.” Machete Kills speaks the universal language of crazy shit happening. Todos somos uno.