Thanks For Sharing

Here’s the first trailer for Thanks For Sharing, a movie about the world’s collective response to everything Gwyneth Paltrow says. However, here it’s mostly about the response of one Mark Ruffalo, as a man suffering from a sex addiction for which the only cure is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Love—a revitalizing blend of antioxidants, mistrust, and lingerie made from the finest Egyptian cotton, at a mere $799.99 for the whole set.

While the clean-living Paltrow attempts to give Ruffalo her “goo” (and Ruffalo tries to stop thinking about returning the favor), the rest of the movie—and indeed, judging by this trailer, most of the movie—follows Ruffalo’s fellow sex addict Josh Gad as he flails about, Josh Gad-style, in perverted frottage with the whole of New York, until he finds possible redemption in the always-welcoming arms of Pink. Anyway, if you found that other sex addiction movie Shame to have way too much sex—and not nearly enough praying, or Gwyneth Paltrow gently chiding our stand-in Mark Ruffalo for not having the right consumer goods—Thanks For Sharing could be the one for you.