Trapped In The Closet

The next 20 chapters of R. Kelly's R&B saga Trapped In The Closet will debut, fittingly, on Black Friday, the post-Thanksgiving day of excess when people get lots of things they probably don't need. (Also, R. Kelly is black.) Here's the latest trailer for its continuation—similarly fittingly titled "Oh Shit!" as it promises to unfurl even more crazy coincidences involving pimps, midgets, guns, and sex for your whole family to enjoy, and also because R. Kelly says, "Oh shit" at least a half-dozen times—even though, were we R. Kelly, we wouldn't exactly invite references to bodily excretions. Anyway, don't worry: There's the promise of "like a hundred chapters to come" brighten your holidays after this, as R. Kelly just can't get enough of that little "drip" sound.